How quickly someone can get the wrong idea...
I had to go into the doc today for some crazy inflammation on my leg and this is how it went:
Doc: What happened to your leg?
Me: I have no idea. I didn't cut it, hit it, or anything. When it first started hurting, I figured it was just soreness from a workout with a bunch of box jumps.
Doc: But what's this mark in the middle of your leg? Did you get a bite?
Me: No, that is definitely not a bite. That is just an old scar from when I hit my leg on a box jump a couple months ago.
Doc: And what about this big bruise on your other leg?
Me: Umm, that is from last week when I fell off of a box...
Doc: Why in the world do you do so many box jumps?
Me: I don't really. I hate them.
Doc: Well, no box jumps until we know what is going on here...
This is an amazing little piece of fiction. I cant wait for the next installment of BS.
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You mean the installment where I post the Dr's note excusing me from any and all burpees?
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